Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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