You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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