Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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