I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
