I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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