I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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