apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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