Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
only if we run a train.
done.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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