Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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