found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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