this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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