just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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