If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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