doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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