forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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