dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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