A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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