in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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