If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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