It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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