Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
How does one acquire holy water?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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