Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think my moral compass just broke
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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