how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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