I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
its liver damage thursday
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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