he shaved USA in his pubs
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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