I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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