He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
