You surviving the open bar?
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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