I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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