What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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