i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Randomize