brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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