We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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