i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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