so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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