Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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