Kiss
Puke
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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