the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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