Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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