Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.