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btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!