Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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