We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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