Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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