Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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