whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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