I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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