Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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