I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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