either way he was missing a nipple.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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