I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
