go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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