I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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