Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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