it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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