I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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