I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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